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Divorce

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A woman meets with an attorney to file for divorce.

The attornney asks "Do you have a case?"

She replies "No, we have a John Deer"

"No, I mean do you have a suit?"

She replies, "No but my husband has a closet full"

"No no, I mean do you have any grounds?"

She replies "Oh yes, we have over 100 acres"

"Hmmm...does he ever beat you up?"

"No I am up before him every morning"

Getting a bit frustrated he asks "well, what's wrong with your relationship then?"

She replies "I just can't communicate with the son of a bitch!"

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Chris,

were you stalking me on my divorce records?? I know they are public info but geez, did ya have to post it?? hahahahahahaha

:lmao::lol::lmao:

:BC:

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Crap. I had to check this thread, I thought Leni was off to the big D again...

(and I didn't even know he got married again.)

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Does anyone know why divorces are so expensive?

They are worth it.

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Crap. I had to check this thread, I thought Leni was off to the big D again...

(and I didn't even know he got married again.)

I just got out of my first one in December finally, I am not getting into another one anytime soon!!

:BC:

Does anyone know why divorces are so expensive?

They are worth it.

:BC: I will drink to that!

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