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Proper dinner manners

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The Polite way

to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach

good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you

were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her

that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to

go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am

sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom I'll be right back." "That's

better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner

table.

And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and

show us your good manners?"  "I would say:  Darling, may I

please be excused for a moment?  I have to shake hands with a

very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

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