the Golden Saloon

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A guy comes home, drunk out of his mind, and his clothes smell like Budweiser. He loop-legs it through the door and is met by his wife, who

is scowling, figuring he's been out screwing other women.

"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new saloon," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."

"Bullshit! There's no such place!" she says.

Guy says, "Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden floor.  Hell, even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She

calls up the place to check her old man's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

She says: "Do you have huge golden doors?"

He replies: "Sure do."

She asks: "Do you have golden floors?"

He replies: "Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?" she says.

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last

night!"