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A woman walks into an attorney's office.

He asks: What can I help you with? She says: I want to divorce my husband.

He asks: Do you have a case? She says: No we have a John Deer

He asks: No I mean do you have any grounds? To which she replies: Yes, we have several acres.

A bit flustered he asks: I mean do yo have a suit? She answers: No, but my husband has a closet full.

More confused he then asks: Has he ever beat you up? She says: No, I get up before him every morning.

Finally exasperated he asks: Well, what is wrong with your relationship? She replies: I can't communicate with the son of a bitch!

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The sad part is just how damn true this really is :lol:

:BC:

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