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Don't ever get any pro flowers!

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Thought I would avoid some troubles this year and order the wife some flowers online. I heard about Pro Flowers on the Bob and Tom show. They gave out a discount code. I paid 10 bucks for a balloon upgrade and a 10 bucks for a fancy vase. The shipping was insane and I paid extra so she'd get it at work today.

The flowers were pretty much dead and totally unopened. The whole display is tiny. The balloon is like 3" across on a little stick. I paid 80 bucks total for that bouquet and looking at it on the table I would not have paid 10 bucks for it at the grocery store.

Probably way old  news but don't buy flowers online.  :flame::shitfan::soapbox:

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the bastards... I didnt want to take a chance on something like that so I just didnt do a damn thing for her  :lol:  hell after 19 yrs she should be used to it by now.  She is lucky if I remember her Bday, let alone some damn day I am 800 miles away from her lol.. not like I was gonna get any tonight anyway  :nutkick:

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She won't be whuppin up them enchiladas for you then, now will she boy!

I got hosed here by the local florist.  Second year in a row they shorted my darlin' one friggin rose.  I'm guessing math isn't required to become a florist.  > 100 bucks for eleven roses and of course Momma can count!

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She won't be whuppin up them enchiladas for you then, now will she boy!

I got hosed here by the local florist.  Second year in a row they shorted my darlin' one friggin rose.  I'm guessing math isn't required to become a florist.  > 100 bucks for eleven roses and of course Momma can count!

Hell yeah she will... bout the only thing she has going for her right now... getting ready to send her off to CA to go see a specialist with the abdominal problems... she has had 2 $50,000 surgerys in the last 3 months.. time for that shit to end.

Krystal pulled through for me..  She calls me just as I am heading into a meeting yesterday and asks what I have planned for Shannon for V day.. I said the usually, not a damn thing LOL.  WEll she heads off to the store and picks up some shit for shannon, has the florist fill out the card yada yada... she takes it to shannon and said that I had called her to go pick up some stuff I had ordered... Thats twice my little girl has covered my ass this year :lol:  I am gonna owe her bigtime when I get home next week !

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And no, Im not doing a bit. Even if I like you and you like me, I really dont want to talk right now. Leave me alone. I know this will get a bunch of "you suck" or whatever posts but I dont care tonight.

Whatever. I need a video game.

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