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You may have heard on the news about a Southern California last week a man who was put
under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns
and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house
also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably
reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity
of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

 

 

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Why in the hell anyone would CHOOSE to live in Mexifornia or New York is beyond my understanding. I don't care how nice the weather is in one and the Italian food in the other, I would never reside in either due to their communist governments.

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I am so thankful that people choose to live in the "land of fruits and nuts" and in the "concrete jungle" of the east coast, and stay out of my part of this beautiful country - I have stayed in both, and have no reason to ever go back.  I just wish they would stay to hell out of the business of the rest of us. 

As the old song goes, "Put me in the middle of Montana"!

EDMO

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Oh, I am so going to steal that. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!1one!1

 

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Oh so very true!! This rings of too much truth to not be funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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JJ,

      If you haven't fingered it out yet - you find a lot of "non-conformist rebels" in EXPERIMENTAL pilots - specially on here!  

guys who hate being passengers on somebody else's flight plan!    :lol:

EDMO

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Wait, what's a flight plan? :french11:

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Sounds like he was a little low on ammo and he should have extended that escape tunnel to Nevada.

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Anybody seen Joey lately?

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I haven't seen him but I've sent a few texts. He also just posted up about his trip up the coast today. I'm jealous!

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