cockpit chatter..

[akflyer 1427]

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport . The

pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our

final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us

today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can

hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard

saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, what-cha got planned while we're in

Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and

take a big crap...then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the

huge tits out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take

her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all

night long."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and

immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure

out who this new steward ess is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the

plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the

cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips

over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear.

He's gotta take a shit first."