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...bikini model who was so...

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skinny that I couldn't hide behind her. When I saw my wife coming after me

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...last thing I remember thinking was what the hell are the chances of this happening twice!?, just before she...

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… bent over and I forgot my name...

 

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so I simply forgot my good manner and ran as fast as I could to

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Piss in her purse, when all the sudden

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I realized that I really like chocolate ice cream...

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with strawberries in it. Off I went to find a place where I could

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Get me some. So I hopped in the...

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wheelbarrow that was parked there and tried to use the paddles to make headway, but

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Concrete was beginning to set up. So I...

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got stuck and there she was again. Annoyed, I then pulled out my

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my tool and told her to

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quit laughing, cause this concrete is  

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almost as hard as my

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Arteries are getting to be. My doc said...

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I was about to die 17 years ago, however I kept on popping

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corn every evening with extra butter and a little salt.

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Head. And if you think that's hard, you otta feel my

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...orthopedic arch support inserts in the hunting boots I stole from...

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The homeless guy, under the bridge. He said...

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"you're gonna roast in hell for taking from a homeless guy!" but I was completely

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bombed, so it didn't matter.  I thought it was just like the time I...

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...sneaked a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps into the weekend church retreat and got caught...

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with Sister Mary Agnes, ravaging her...

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