Are you really a man?

[Av8r3400 1178]

Sensitivity Questionnaire

• In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

• • A.Lovemaking.
  • B. Screwing..
  • C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

• You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:

• • A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
  • B. Your blood-test results.
  • C. Five tequila slammers.

• You time your orgasm so that:

• • A. Your partner climaxes first.
  • B. You both climax simultaneously.
  • C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Centre.

• Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

• • A. Healthy, creative love-play.
  • B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
  • C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.

• Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:

• • A. The best part of the experience.
  • B. The second best part of the experience.
  • C. $100 extra.

• Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

• • A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
  • B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
  • C. A conservative estimate.

• You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

• • A. A myth.
  • B. An oxymoron.
  • C. A moron.

• Foreplay is to sex as:

• • A. An appetizer is to entree.
  • B. Primer is to paint.
  • C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

• Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

• • A. I hope we can still be friends.
  • B. I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
  • C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.

• A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

• • A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
  • B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
  • C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Results:

If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!

 

 

[Av8r_Sed 82]

[akflyer 1427]

well I am one shy of being a man I guess.. hmmm.. that may have something to do with heading to the big D

 

[marksires 484]

She's getting those in the D also?  For what, to mount above the mantle?? 

[akflyer 1427]

Naw, I just can't be a total asshole to women based of the actions of one gold digger    I only got an honest 6 c's

 

 

 

Edited 29 Oct 2015 by akflyer

[Fly-n-Low 181]

LMAO!!! Had to post that on my FB page!