The Marine Aviator

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The Marine Aviator

 

 

 

The Teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment:  Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end of it.

 

The next day the kids all came back and one by one began to tell their tales.  They told all the usual ones about a penny saved and spilled milk.  The teacher finally realized the last student was Janie.

 

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

 

"Yes, Ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my mommy."

 

"She was a Marine Aviator in Desert Storm and her plane was shot down.  She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a Flask of Wiskey, a Pistol and a Survival Knife.  She drank the Wiskey on the way down  and threw away the empty bottle so that it wouldn't break on landing and when she did land she was right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troopers."

 

"She shot 15 of them with the pistol and then ran out of bullets."

 

"She killed 4 of them with the knife and then it broke"

 

"She killed the last one with her bare hands!"

 

"Good heavens!"  said the horrified teacher.  "What did your daddy say the moral of the story was?"

 

 

 

"Don't f**k with mommy when she's been drinking!"

 

 

 

Don't you love these touching stories?

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Bwahahaha

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not too far from reality either.  They be getting crazy when they drink.. even crazier than normal.  Now that is some scary shit! 

:BC:

 

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Even Scarier....That sounds exactly like the ex wife I left in Palmer :o

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