The old pilot

[Av8r3400 1179]

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a beautiful young woman sat down next to him...

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying Cubs, Aeroncas, Stearman, Cessna, Beechcraft and many others. I flew in WWII, in a B-29 and later in the Korean conflict, I've taught over 100 people to fly and gave rides to probably thousands. So I guess, yeah, I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two continued to sit, sipping their coffee in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Edited 5 Jan 2010 by Av8r3400