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The life of a Pilot


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Subject: FW: I get this email every so often and it never ceases to make me laugh...

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time a pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her,

 

"Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!"

 

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The end.

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All too true!

 

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Ha Bull shit boys.

Here is how it would really go :mellow:

Broke from buying new clothes because doing laundry sucks :(

be weak and skinny because can't cook:blink:

Path going to the chair by the TV would be so small you have to walk sideways -_-

Fridge would stink to bad inside to open the door then you would have warm beer :BC:

Wouldn't dare pick chicks up cause your house isn't fit for entertaining:ph34r:

And worst of all your right arm would get bigger than you left arm :lmao:

 

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Posted (edited)

Damn funny!

But after 17 yrs in that line of work,  and observing the "hot shot" types I've worked with, I'll have to second TJay's version as the even funnier reality!

Edited by Yamma-Fox
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