Pilot/Fisherman AT THE DENTIST

[akflyer 1427]

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two

Buddies sitting out in my car waiting to fly out for salmon, so forget

About the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just

Want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM departure Time,then fish are running, and it's 9:30 already... I don't have

Time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave

Man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him.