The Itch

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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Harry

Fishwick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He

knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to

touch them, but he had to try. One day Harry revealed his secret desire

to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Harry to

more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to

arrange it. Without pause Harry readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a

little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she

dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to

the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King

and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would

cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva

of Harry would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Harry to their

chambers. Horatio then slipped Harry the antidote for the itching

powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Harry

worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The

Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Harry left satisfied and

hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Harry found Horatio

demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now

satisfied, Harry couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio

could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him

to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder

into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Harry.

The moral of the story:

Pay your bills.

[akflyer 1427]